As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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