The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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