Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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