Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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