I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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