he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Randomize
