Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The uberlube is also flammable
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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