S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
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I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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