walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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