Welp...herpes.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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