My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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