So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
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also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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