he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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