I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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