i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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