Porn is love you can see.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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