Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.