Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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