does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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