Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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