We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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