I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
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well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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