If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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