So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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