I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
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Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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