I wish life had little blips of pornography
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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