so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
