this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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