i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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