i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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