accomplished twins. life is a go
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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