is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He felt like a one man threesome
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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