p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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