Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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