Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
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Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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