if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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