I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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