Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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