Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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