Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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