Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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