so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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