Will you blow on my dice?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
he thought i was a dude.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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