My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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