i just wanna soil my oats bro
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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