is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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