My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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