ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just found puke in my bra..
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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