so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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