My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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