Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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