that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize