My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
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Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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