Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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