It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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