Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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