Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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