with your own penis?
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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