Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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