I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
The adults are the big ones right?
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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