She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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